…does Best Buy request an ID when purchasing a CD but not when purchasing an expensive TV? Yes, the signature line is a worn but had the signature been legible but the card stolen, all would have been kosher.
…did the Arby’s guy give me Sweet and Low after he asked what kind of sauce I wanted at the window? The tea was already sweet. The sandwich was not.
…did the soccer mom with the “kid’s first” license plate nearly run me off the road in front of an elementary school?
…did all those oddities happen within thirty minutes if one another?
…is my life so boring I decided to blog about it?

You must stay away from soccer moms. They are the most dangerous drivers. How are things with you?
Is your middle name “Irony”? Scary, these sorts of things.
Also mom with strollers… I think they use their child as a weapon, rolling the strollers over someone’s feet or just plainly aim it at people. These “I have a child in the stroller hence you have to be careful” mentalities is so irresponsible. If I fall on your kid, it’ll be my fault, not theirs. Weren’t they suppose to protect their own children?
Sorry for the ranting.